http://weeklyenema.com Eugene Oregon Presents The University of Oregon Presents The Weekly Enema: Eugene, Oregon's (and The University of Oregon's) best, finest, most satirical news periodical! Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Every time I see Jonah Hill I just wanna, I dunno, hang out with him. But seriously people, vote. http://weeklyenema.com/dont-vote/ Listen up Joe Six Pack! Sarah Palin is doing Saturday Night Live. Not Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin doing Saturday Night Live. But the Sarah Herself. She has already OK'd it. She's booked. It's confirmed. Done deal. Sketches are being sketched as we speak. She -- eyeglasses, haircomb, designer jacket and ... http://weeklyenema.com/palin-on-snl-no-reall/ Turns out that one county in New York mailed out their ballots with this amusing typo. Barack Obama's last name was 'misspelled' as Osama. "This was a typo,'' said Republican Commissioner Larry Bugbee. ''We have three different staff members who proof these things and somehow the typo got by us." I'm not ... http://weeklyenema.com/barack-osama-osam/ This will never get old. http://weeklyenema.com/it-never-gets-old-lazy-sundaychronicwhatcles-of-narnia/ Image via vastibadastoy on flickr. Beautiful. If you aren't registered already, take a moment and update on campus or go to rockthevote. I'd love to see record voter turnout from this election. Make it happen. http://weeklyenema.com/vote/ Mail Goggles helps stop that curse of the digital dude and dudette: drunken emails sent at 4 in the morning after a night at the bars. When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you're really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way ... http://weeklyenema.com/google-does-it-again/ Chuck Klosterman issues his predictions for the coming century. Featuring robot wars, near annihilation, and President Tom Brady. APRIL 5, 2033: In a moment reminiscent of Texas Western's 1966 victory over Kentucky, the all-black Kentucky Wildcats are upset in the NCAA basketball championship by the University of Portland, a school whose squad ... http://weeklyenema.com/chuck-klosterma/ Economist Kevin Nguyen explains the country’s economic woes to his younger sister, using Pokémon as an analogy. Seriously. Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in exchange for my generosity, you promise to pay me back the $50 with an extra $10 in interest. To make sure you pay ... http://weeklyenema.com/the-financial-crisis-as-explained-to-my-fourteen-year-old-sister-by-kevin-nguyen/ “Everybody Poops”, a bipartisan Threadless t-shirt design by Chris Lee Jones. Via Laughing Squid http://weeklyenema.com/everybody-poops/ A few months ago Seth Godin mentioned on his blog that he was accepting preorders for Tribes, his new book. Now, being a fan of Seth Godin I took a moment and ordered an early copy off of Amazon. I also received an early invitation to a tribe discussion group, ... http://weeklyenema.com/seth-godins-tribes/