5 Second Review: Cocaine

Just do some coke. Stop sitting there reading this article like a walrus. The sooner you put down the paper, the sooner you can go do a nice, frosty line with a buddy.

See the border of this article?* It’s the perfect width for cutting out, rolling up, and doing a line with! We’ve even included the little scissors to help illustrate that you can in fact cut out this article and do a line of coke with it.

Remember: Cocaine isn’t all fun and games! An integral part of the Cocaine experience is doing a line off a stripper’s ass.

Do you know any strippers?

If you do, email partytime@weeklyenema.com with their name, phone number and medical history. Better yet, do you have any coke for sale? Email legal@weeklyenema.com!

*Note, for included cutout, please download Issue #2 of The Weekly Enema!